24th Floor

Helo Moto

2006-04-18T23:24:00.000+08:00

No offence but I just cant stop laughing when I see their blog. http://hamkaling.blogspot.com Really, you guys arent bad looking, but just try MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Sorry, just try to get a better name. I'm sure there are many better names than Sri Petaling Slipper Clan. Sounds so notorious.. Priceless! Throw me a freakin bone here.

Sunday Morning

2006-04-16T15:21:00.000+08:00

In movies, sunday morning is usually these

uncle & auntie jogging
sunny, bird whistling
family day
picnics
waking up late
dimsum breakfast

In KL, EVERY Sunday Morning you see this! Geez man, you guys are so fucking cool being in such big groups. Is there 40 of you? What!...you must be kidding. 80 of you?? Are you guys planning to walk to Central Market? We actually have infrastructures call the LRT nowadays. Try exploring things outside your KAMPONG next time. You know, rats and cockroaches hide the daylight and become active at night. In KL, dont be surprise to find it totally reversed!

Thanks Google!

2006-04-10T21:53:00.000+08:00

Google Analytics, Yae! Received a mail from Google inviting for a try of google analytics. I was desperate when they first launch this thing but fail to get it because it was too hot on the first launch until google decided to suspend it from sign up until further notice. I don't know how many of you guys got the invitation or will this be as cheap as gmail account later on.. i don't fucking care! ahhaha Btw, Google Analytics is a tool for Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Super Cool!

Congratulations, Jay!

2006-04-08T21:15:00.000+08:00

Marketing

2006-04-03T23:33:00.000+08:00

I saw this in Mid Valley few month and I just got few words to say. First of all, you dont fcuking put dolls inside paper bags, what idea are you trying to sell here. Pls enlighten me. Are you trying to tell consumers

you can buy women with monies?
our sales girls are on sale too
women are just like stuff in mid valley, they are sellable, they are products
our business is so good that we are out of cloths for the models to wear. this the only solution to cover the naked models. *we did not thought of removing them instead
instead of our cloths, Simon Lee decided to buy our models too

You think putting dolls into a boxes is some great idea out of the box. If you are out of ideas, maybe you can try copy other people's idea. At least its something... Try what these guys did. Friendster Cafe, Damansara Perdana. A cafe name friendster with Starbucks alike logo "Can I have the menu please" "Sorry sir but we are out of menus, can you wait for a while? You can go out of coffee, out of idea, out of sperms, or whatever shit. You dont fcuking go out of menus!! Ridiculous

Project Pervert #1

2006-04-03T00:54:00.000+08:00

I can't remember when.. but it must be damn fcuking long that I did not checked my yahoo mail box. Few weeks ago when I was clearing my inbox I caught this mail with this title. Oh ya, my Ahmoi.com account. I wondered if I still remmeber my password. But that's not the most important thing. I opened the email, here's what Simon Lee wrote me.. So I decided to reply Simon Lee to see how handsome & strong he is. How nice of me. I've labeled the mails in RED so you guys can understand better. Now the mail before #1 was sent by Simon Lee, then replied by me. Simon sent his first reply #1 on 27th March, 6 days after i replied him. Simon Says... Then Simon sents his second reply #2 again, this time Simon Says.. Then Simon sents his third reply #3. Now..this time Simon gets creative, Simon Sents... I purposely have the photo pixelated so you wont get disgusted by short dicks. I'm not sure if this mini sausage is his little bro but I assumed it is. Little analyzation on Simon dickie.. FUN TRIVIA TIME.. "What's the length before eraction"? Wrong, It's 1.5 Inch. Simon continue to send me his fourth reply #4 since he did not see any response from me. Since Simon shows a clear comparison between his Hobbit dick and Human dick, I've decided to reply Mr Simon Lee again, this time, asking for his PHOTO. And this time, Simon decided not to waste no more time, he replied me one day right after I sent him a reply. #5 Simon forgots his attachment, but dont worry, he send his next reply #6 efficiently fast... WITH HIS PHOTO TA DA! I've decided not to reveal all, so I pixelate his eyes. If you want uncensored version, comment in.

Long

2006-04-03T00:42:00.000+08:00

Hi, Long.. as in 7 inches. ..Wrong topic. Long gone, sorry about this. Many ~~fans~~ friends has been asking me why I did not write for so long. Some asked nicely, some asked with rude tones and foul languages. My ex-manager threatened to put my blog under his dunno-what (can't remmeber but for sure something bad) list if I still remain idle. Heh! No time la! Now write lor..

F.U.C.K /Part 2

2006-01-26T12:04:00.000+08:00

Friendship Usually Contains Kindness My last working day to Chinese New year, I'm off from Friday and for 10 days..wohoo! Yeah, and like I said on the previous post this week was quite a confused week. Awesome stuff did happen, but there also some middle finger up shits. I've got a private message somewhere asking me why I'm kidda aggressive and bold in words I used. It wonder if i'm like-that in real life. See well.. When I write, I treat them as tho i'm saying it out. So I am like that when I talk in real life. Know me then you know me, no know me then i give no fcuk also. Few days ago in the office, Oh yeah... office stuff again. "Sampat" Colleagues will be happy to read all this thingies. Few days ago I decided to get some Logos scanned for easier vector tracing. Scanning documents.. what we need, Yeah Scanner! Baby. Where's the Scanner? Hmm.. Okie.. Only one scanner in Finance Department. Went in, get it scanned, got out! I did not buy my food there.. I did not get my hair done there.. I did not stay overnight there. It's just a few minutes thing. Second thing I know, an email was sent out to the department's staff. Saying something like.. no Tom Dick and Harry into the department next time. Hmm, My name is not Tom Dick but i do have one. Its hairy too! You wanna touch? Friendship Usually Contains Kindness. There's a saying in chinese.. after translation it means something liek this. I'm a mirror, I'll treat you the same like how you've treated me. Which is so true. This is how you EARN YOUR RESPECT! But I'm kidda the magnifying glass instead of mirror. I give people double of what I've got from them. Double respect or double middle finger. I truely believe this is how it should be practiced. You got 2 hand, JUST GIVE THE DAMN FCUKING 2 MIDDLE FINGER, WTF MAN. I know Malaysian can very "Kwai Lan" but i met one extreme bitch in mid valley the other night. We were driving up Mid Vally car park. Saw 2 pork-chop (Eng:This means bloody fat or fcuking ugly dinos) walking to their Kelisa. Open the door, sit inside, close the door. SEEMS SO FCUKING COMMON SENSE that they are going to leave right? Waiting.. ( a while later ).. okie these bitches are a bit kwai lan, they will do it slow, regardless of people waiting.. ( a while later again ), still not moving. I turned to Cely and ask her if she can see what bitches are doing inside.. no she can't. ( a fcuking long while later ).. OK, LETS GO. TRY OTHER PLACES When we passed their cars, bitches are sitting there like having a 5star BEI-ness (check previous block) with the air-con on. We managed parked about 100 meters away and we walked to the nearest entrance and I saw.. FUCKING BITCHES DROVE OUT! Now, these are extreme bitches. I shouted at them, wishing they could hear me. Damn.. I'm still not over this.

F.U.C.K /Part 1

2006-01-24T23:17:00.000+08:00

Friendship Usually Contains Kindness Oh yeah! It’s been quite a while! About a week ++ since I did not blog. Quite surprise few actually ask me "Oi why so long never write your blog wor"? So here's my answer baby.. "Bz ma tiu!" Let me use the word "confuse" to describe my last week. Why leh? Don't know, I’m really confused. Awesome things happened, shit farks happened too! What's awesome? Jason's birthday celebration is! Happy birthday bro! Jason as in Jason Wong, Heh! not some Jason apa lanciao See. Sorry Jason See, Your name just sucks. Sucks as in.. like your face, like your guts. Jason choosed a famous Klang seafood place called the don’t-know-what-Coconut-flower-what to celebrate his birthday. Getting the peeps to gathered and go Klang was a total mess! Thank you Allan, you are late and you got good directions and leadership, heh! The mixture of coconut flower + stout was disgusting, but the night was cool!

What's the other awesome moment of the week? BONUS + INCREMENT of coz! Daniel and Lina had been asking me.. How much increament you think you deserved. Well, i think this time was satisfying, Thanks, both of you.. for things you guys had done for the departments, for the company. Just wanna thank both of you, you guys are some cool people back in the office. I guess everyone is happy bout the increment and bonus, well except a few. Dont worry, look forward baby. Cheers!

Points to ponder

2006-01-14T21:57:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, some stuff that some people do will just get you stoned or speechless. This is a very confusing feeling. It's not angry, disppointed, sad, happy, surpriced or any feelings any normal human being can reached. Its kidda satisfying when reached, sometimes better than an orgasm. In chinese we call this feeling "BEI". Tho this is a very special kind of feelings or emotions but its easy to find and reach. Let me teach you few methods to reach "BEI-ness"

Dont sleep for 3 days **
Fight and lose about RM8000 to Uncle Lim ***
Sok K ***
Orgasm *****
Your girlfriend dump you ***
Your friend makan 5 "爆" in a row, or you "出冲" on 爆牌 in mahjong **
You receive the credit card bill that you've sub to your gf ***
You blow half a bottle of JD ***
Go for an acupuncture treatment *

The stars are indication of "BEi-ness" out of 5 stars. If you reach 5 stars, congratulation! You've have nothing to regret and u can go die now. See.. besides orgasm its not easy to reach higest level of BEI but there's something i would like to show you that almost reach 5star BEI. When I this picture, i straight away BEI 9 LAN 7 ZOR. WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BLODDY SOHAI? ADVERTISE SHAMPOO ADS ON TUDUNGS. Maybe they have a reason to it, maybe i am shallow.MAYBE YOU ARE SOHAIS, Some funny happened yesterday. Its the most funniest thing i've ever seen in a mahjong table. If you know how to play mahjong, see the picture below and tell me what my good friend Allan had thrown out the table. Allan are you BEI lan Zor? Hahaha! Me and Stan laugh our ass out when we saw he hit a "飞" out on the table. Anyway.. maybe he lost until BEI zor. We let him keep it back. MUAHHAHAHAHA.. Sorry Allan, I still wanna laugh one more time. :D GEISHA! Yeah.. Cely won premier tic to the movie at Sunway Pyramid today. First to watch the movie! It was okay, maybe i expected more on a Steven Spielberg production. Anyway its still nice, so its ok :)

Louis Vuitton

2006-01-12T20:25:00.001+08:00

Jeff've started something cool at his blog.It's call the "词语接龙". If ya know how to read/write in chinese; > Play this at Jeff's blog Bloody GanGiaoLong you think i dont know how to read/write chinese? Thanks to Stephen Chow, my mandarin 一日千里, my mandarin conversation 字字朱机！ Anyway, today is another typical day at work. Everyone' s sick. Either they are coughing, sneezing or worst.. they are sleeping Hahahaha! I'm just joking. Who would do such daring thing in the office when the management is around, this kinda stuff only happens on weekend. No.noo.no! I'm joking too. Our staffs are cool people.

"I created a LV Monogram for my photoshop pattern. I've made them my wallpaper. I find it kidda cool but some of my colleagues finds it normal.... its fine! Hahaha. I'll try to do Fendi and Gucci monogram later. Gucci is kidda hard but i think i should be fine.

GGL just send me something cool! Its a thousand-hand-Guan-Yin play. I think they are China chinese, not really sure tho. Its cool, so here i share it. Click on the pic to download the video. Right click is left click play on-screen

Mahjong Marathon, Friday->Tuesday

2006-01-10T21:14:00.000+08:00

The article has just been ripped by GanGiaoLong.

Actually i've got not much of a time to blog everyday. I'm not a hardcore blogger and I dont stick on computers everyday. This is so not cool. SO WHAT IS COOL? Playing Mahjong is, lol. I think I’ve spend more than 18 hours this weekend on mahjong. Its getting more and more serious since we bought the mahjong table and have it placed at Allan's house. Friday night, we had a mini drinking session with my fellow colleagues. Attendance - Me, Kevin, Daniel, Chelva, Alan, Alvin and KC. It was raining like shit, it was like pouring and blowing but this did not stop these sohai drinkers to run from Merais to Lisa D'Inn. We spend a couple of hours there, about 5-6 jugs I think, then I'm off to my mahjong session, Yeah!

I must say I'm not a addicted to gambling but mahjong is fun. So anyway, we played in Allan's place till 6am Saturday morning. I was in Cely mahjong again on Saturday night till 5am Sunday morning. Since Tuesday is a public holiday, it’s continued again at Allan's place on Monday night, until today morning.

Song lan dou ah!

Its THURSDAY, baby

2006-01-05T21:44:00.000+08:00

I'm having a fcuking migraine almost everyday this week, glad its Thursday night now and tomorrow's the last working day of the week. Its getting nearer to Chinese New Year, people are getting less efficient. Holiday mood already.. so fast. Okay it’s normal so I’m cool with it! I've been made officially Creative Head again, after being transferred to IT Department 2 months ago.

Lina! where is my official TNC for the transfer?

Haha! Take your time sweetheart, you are all stressed out! Lina is HR Mgr of my company, also one of the most hardworking personnel in the organization. She works with heart, not the mouth. They should treasure her, if they can realize it. Getting official from CTO as a Creative head isn’t as good as some people may think. It's time to filter the grays back to their respective black and white. Some jobs needs to be done and I will do it, whether it irritates people. As long as I think its right, wtf. The Creatives' seating just got transferred and I’m gonna blogged them. I wanna write out how I feel now and how I see this whole thing again after the next few months. Well it’s basically sucks I guess, we are placed basically in the middle of a walk-way.

You go toilet, you pass us.
You come back from toilet, you pass us too!
You come to work, you pass us
You go for lunch, you pass us
You come back from toilet, you pass us too!
Check ure car, MPPJ is here. You passed us too!

Basically if you are not going to the Finance Department, you'll pass us. It seems like Creative had just got the most strategic spot if we are selling malay keropok. People who passed us will definitely stare at our monitors, I can't blame them. It's only curiosity. Just like you are walking in pasar malam, you just stares at almost every stalls that you pass. It's normal, but it's doesn’t feel good.

Just WTF Are These People Thinkin'

2006-01-01T03:32:00.000+08:00

1.00am, Me and Cely managed to avoid the traffics of countdown-ers and reach PJ without any jams. Yamcha with Jason and gangs. Attendance - Me, Cely, Jason, Ian, Stanley. 3.15am, on our way back. We see this bunch of losers on streets again. These fcukers are out every weekend. YOU THINK YOU'RE DRIVING SUPER BIKES? YOU ARE ON JALAN T.A.R, NOT SEPANG. Bloody bunch of stupid fcuking scums about 15-20 blocking the fcuking road. They think its cool to hangout in bikes with their horns. Now i'm slowly getting the scum society trend. These kampong shits basically falls to 2 catagory

Below 17. You ride on bicycles, carrying Selangor flags or whatever cibai torn flags
Above 17. With or without license, riding on cheap bikes. If you are riding with a chiq behind, you are the coolest among your crowd of scums.

These motherfcukers will be in crowds, round the entire Jalan TAR for few hours during the midnight. Roar and doing fancy tricks on every red lights turning green. Go home and sleep la sohais, get a life, get a kitkat.

Password recovered!

2005-12-24T19:55:00.000+08:00

Wahoo! Just when i thought i lost the username "hongkiat" at blogspot or someone else already registered this username. Yeah! good shiz. 3.54am, sister just got back from Zouk? Loft? whatever, Continue this blog thingie tomorow. Off!

Monash MY Hacked

2005-09-14T18:57:00.000+08:00

Monash.edu.my You got hacked & owned by some 3567 groups from

Turkey

, and you are a sohai. If you have "Internet and Security" or something like that anywhere in your course and syllabus I suggest you burn those books and stop offering such courses.

Malaysia

Boleh, bitches. See a complete printscreen of hacked website (www.monash.edu.my)